It's a good thing she loves me...a lot.
Mommy was getting my ingredients ready for my breakfast and I decided against my better judgement that I should play with the eggs she had put out. A few seconds later, 4 eggs were broken all over the floor. Whoops. Then while Mommy cleaned it up, she mentioned that she had to have Daddy bring home more eggs...I tried to reach the phone for her, but I'm embarassed to say I had a little bit of a meltdown when I couldn't reach it. Then, after Mommy got the mess cleaned up, I decided to decorate the kitchen with paper towel. Mommy put that away while she was talking to Daddy and then I wanted my dolphin toy - but it was on the back of the table...so I did what any toddler would do and climbed on the table to get it...Mommy tapped my hiney (literally tapped, I barely felt it, but shhh don't tell her) and put me in the chair after telling me "no"...I knew how to make her feel bad, so I pouted, said "orry, toy, orry"...
Then Grandma called to ask a question and Mommy said "oh, Grandma's calling"...when Mommy hung up and I hadn't had a chance to talk to her I got sad .... I kept telling her "oh no...no no no no...oh no"