She's trying to kill me...

TWO TIMES I left her "alone" in a room while I did something necessary...and TWO TIMES we ended up in the bathroom with an impromptu "angel bath" in the sink...the first time I went downstairs to put clothes in the dryer...I came upstairs to find she had gotten a hold of a bottle of body wash and was wearing half of it on her hands/arms...the second time I emptied the dishwasher and she came out to be, proud as could be, because she had put lotion on...and lotion herself, she did. All over hands, arms, legs, shirt, hair, face, FURNITURE...aye ya yi...is it time for work yet?